Where & When: The Kris & Marlon Show's January Newsletter

Issue 13 ● January, 2012

Hey folks,

As I shake the last bit of confetti out of my tuxedo jacket, let me just say that we here at the production office of The Kris & Marlon Show are wishing you all the best in the New Year. This also is the one year anniversary of Where and When, our humble contribution to the world of spam. We are happy to be able to bring you the latest news of our whereabouts via your email inbox. It sure beats running into you and trying to work it into casual conversation.

Thanks to all of our friends, The Kris & Marlon Show completed over 30 appearances in 2011, and we are looking forward to many dates this year where we can get together with you all and play some tunes. I know you're in a bit of a hurry now, so I'll get right to our upcoming gigs so you can tell your personal assistant to cancel all your appointments for the following evenings:

SAT. JANUARY 7th, 9:30PM—THE GALLERY CABARET

2020 N. Oakley, Chicago, IL 60647

Kris Nichols will be doing an all original opening set for Amy & The Unfortunate. I will likely tag along, and so should you. Come early for the acclaimed Two Hour Comedy Hour Show at 7PM. The Gallery is a terrific place to hear something intriguing. Be sure to visit their You Tube channel if you want to see a wide variety of locals prepared to entertain and amaze.

SAT. JANUARY 14th, 9:30PM—BRIDIE McKENNA'S

254 Green Bay Road, Chicago, IL 60040

The ancient Mayans prophesied that in 2012 Kris and I would return to Bridie McKenna's. Those Mayan's could be quite uncanny, but it's really not that unusual given that the Mayans were known to have an affinity for great Irish pubs, and they knew that we couldn't possibly stay away from a place like this. They also prophesied I would break a string at some point.

PREVIEW...

Next month should be a real treat. We will once again be back at Moher Public House for another show, and we will be doing a special show at Uncommon Ground with Mikal Shapiro on February 19th. You're not gonna wanna miss that one. As a matter of fact, say for instance you can't make it to any of these dates because you're busy tweezing your eyebrows and seeing what's on Lifetime, we will make it easy for you. Book us for a house concert and we will bring our acoustical stylings right to your front parlor, or wherever you wish us to set up.

Remember: you don't have to actually like us to "like us" on Facebook. Apparently, Facebook does very little fact checking in that area. So please "like us". Does that sound too desperate?

Once again, we hope you have a very happy new year and we look forward to seeing you where and when we can.

With warmest regards,

Marlon St. John
312.613.2345 cel
www.marlonstjohn.com
work song productions

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