Issue 50 - May 1, 2024
Hey Folks,
It's
springtime and the rotating fan is once again beginning its lazy
yawn back and forth intermittently ruffling the pages of the
Snap On Tool Calendar by the Miller Time clock in the offices of
Work Song Productions up above the taxidermy supply store in
beautiful downtown Forest Glen. Murray, our AI powered robotic
booking agent has been hard at work hardly working at booking us
gigs and fudging the books so we never see a dime of our
performance fees. He keeps mumbling something about recoupable
expenses and waving his stubby robotic fingers in the air like
he finds the question unpleasantly annoying. In other words, he
is the same taciturn and curmudgeonly Murray who is as humorless
as ever -- or at least since his motherboard was replaced some
time ago when he glitched out after hearing he was more machine
than sentient. "When were you planning on telling me?" he kept
repeating as we powered him down. Below is the result of
Murray's long days spent thumbing through a thick 1987 issue of
the Chicago white pages and talking on the phone. If you ever
receive those odd calls where no one talks and the line goes
dead, that's probably him pretending to earn his ten percent.
Sat. May 11, 2024 12:30PM
Chicago Waldorf School May Fair
5200 N. Ashland Ave., Chicago IL
60640
I am happy to
report that I will be appearing with The Dorfs, a
not-for-profit organization comprised of Chicago Waldorf School
dads concerned we are not doing near enough to embarrass our
school aged children. To remedy this, we formed a band and will
play a set of songs in front of all. of. their. friends. You
should be there to see the look on their faces as well as to shop
the vendor crafts, eat the food, and taste the homemade baked
goods. Bring the kids, there's loads of things for them to do,
such as win a cake at the cake walk, or play games. Later, the Ella
and Marlon Show will do a rare set as a duo.
Fri.
May 24, 2024 8:00PM
Draft Bar
8221 W. Irving Park Rd., Chicago, IL
60634
Mark Zeus,
a mysterious troubadour who takes shape out of the mist of
memory only to dissipate into the ether once he is booked to
play elsewhere, will be in town briefly and we will be playing
what for us is a new joint, Draft Bar, out
west in the Irving Woods neighborhood near Che-Che-Pin-Qua woods
so named after Che-Che-Pin-Qua himself who was married to none
other than Catherine Chevalier who also has her very own woods
named after her and was a daughter of a Potawatomie chief no
less. It's out by Indian Boundary Golf Course named after that
35° line that starts off the end of Rogers Beach in Lake
Michigan and extends southwesterly down Rogers Avenue and then
on down Forest Preserve Drive and then through Indian Boundary
Golf Course and then across the State of Illinois to the mouth
of the Des Moines River at the intersection of the Mississippi
and the borders of Iowa and Missouri. It was the line
established in 1816 by the Treaty of St. Louis establishing
where settlers were free to settle as long as they did not go
north of the line where the Council of The Three Fires, the
united tribes of Ojibwe, Ottawa, and Potawatomi, held sway. We
all know how well that worked out, so come on out just north of
that line and a have a beer or two.
Our second album has been released...
"Come Right In" by The St.
John Family Hour is available now over at our Bandcamp site. Get your copy today
while virtual supplies last, which Murray tells me is
indefinitely. It is soon to be available on iTunes, Spotify,
and other stores just as soon as our check clears. You will
find it alongside our eponymously titled first album The St. John Family Hour that was
released a year ago and is available wherever you download your
tunes.
Coming Soon...
Sun. July 7, 2024 6:00PM -
9:00PM
Mark Zeus & Marlon St. John
The Sportz Nook
Well, that's about the jist of
it. As you know, you are receiving this because you possess
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are given the skinny on where to find the music that the music
industry elites don't want you to know about. We want to
thank you for your ongoing support of independent music. If
you have read this far you are already doing your part to
annoy the number tweezers at Ticketmaster. We will see you Where and When we can.
With warmest
regards,
Marlon St. John |
Producer |
Work Song Productions |
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